January 2012
December 2011
Anonymous asked: i heard you're spending new years with a couplea assholes. what's up with that man? you had so many other cool choices. was dave busy?
thinking i'll start a new series
called “where am i?”
every day i’ll take a photo of where i am and write a haiku about the place.
let’s see how long i can make eet.
Ex-Trinity Facebook Drinking Game
gypsycabco:
bluejuniata:
obliquelyrun:
shot every time one of your facebook friends under 25 gets married.
shot for every “omg your so beautiful!!” comment on their wedding photos.
double shot for each forthcoming baby photo.
I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW
DRINK FOR EVERY ‘LIKE’ ON THEIR FACEBOOK ENGAGEMENT
Beautiful
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Kate Bush (69)
Dave Matthews Band (60)
Bon Iver (21)
Beirut (17)
Aimee Mann (15)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
elk grove 101
Go to gym for a run. Thirty minutes in (aka when I’m Sweatville pop. 1), dad’s coworker/friend/gym buddy stops by, looks at me for five minutes, and tells me I still look like I’m 16, only with a beard.
just hung up my dad's speedo on the shower rack...
HAPPY HOLIDAYS Y’ALL
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in a perfect world i'd just burn for all of you...
S I N G L E or N O T , put this as your status and...
(INBOX ONLY) Violet: I Want A Relationship ♥ Purple: I Miss YOU :(… Orange: I Really Like You :’( Pink: I Love You ♥ Blue: Your Sexy :D Red: I Miss How We Were:/ Yellow: I Wanna Kiss You :* Green: Your Hot :p Rainbow: My Everything :) Grey : I Like You But Im Shy :$ Brown : I Hate You !:| Black: I wanna hook up with you!;;) Silver: You’re my world
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dreamed about this song twice now; some Edith...
Lake Tahoe. Cold mountain water. Don’t ever swim there. Just stand on the edge and look in there. And you might see a woman down there. They say some days, up she comes, up she rises, as if out of nowhere. Wearing Victorian dress. She was calling her pet, “Snowflake! Snowflake!” Tumbling like a cloud that has drowned in the lake. Just like a poor, porcelain doll… ...
chip and the starbucks wifi pt. three
scribbled down at 3am last night in bed:
“dictum
precursor
sharecropping”
look at your life, look at your choices.
making individualized mixtapes
takes me back to when i was sixteen and sexually frustrated!!!!!!!
STARBUCKS WIFI I LOVE YOU
i can access the internet!
but for now, let me regale you with my lucid subconscious which still pines for anne frank, the littlest german professor who could. i took a holocaust lit class with her, and then i dreamed i had to take the final AGAIN (this is a horrible habit of mine, doing schoolwork in dreams). only she fell in love with buzz aldrin and was inspired to use deep space travel as a...
Anonymous asked: r da room3rz tru? u hav diphallia?
Anonymous asked: what does it mean if you make chirpy kitty noises at your dogs and then they look at you, both of them, and they stare really intently, and then you all just sort of lean in really slowly and then the next thing you know, you're just kind of making out with both of them?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Fleet Foxes (82)
Bon Iver (45)
Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds (39)
Kate Bush (34)
Feist (31)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
tumblr respite
so apparently you’re all too hot to handle for my California internet. and because I don’t want to restart the modem every time a page loads, I’m afraid I’ll take some time off from you beautiful people. (or at least until I can make the Internet work!)
I can surprisingly still access messages, so please reach me that way. I want to keep in touch with you all, even if...
My heart was a hysterical, unreliable organ.
– Vladimir Nabokov (via saidthestarling)