March 2012
it's all fun and games until your ex starts dating...
You're all legs, I'm all nerves.
February 2012
Anonymous asked: that picture is wrong, i just rubbed my wrist and it did nothing for my penis
Interviewer: What was the last time someone's touch made you quiver with delight?
Björk: I ate a piece of chocolate on the way here... Does that count....? That was a good chocolate.
Interviewer: ...Okay....I'd rather it be someone who touched you.... and that made you quiver.
Björk: ...It can't be chocolate? It has to be a person?
Interviewer: *sighs* ...Ideally.
Björk: I'm just trying to learn the rules of the game.
IF I COULD FALL INTO THE SKY, DO YOU THINK TIME...
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10 Most Sexually Liberated Colleges →
UCSB YEAHHHHHHHH
conversatron:
are humans the only animals that ejaculates on each others faces
I wish that instead of calling it "losing your...
equivoque:
THIS IS BRILLIANT.
I’ve always wanted a different term. I will use this.
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WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND ATE AN ENTIRE LEMON TART...
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