never gonna understand choking during sex… homer does that to bart dude
and they probably have a better sex life than you because of it
homer and bart do not have sex with one another.
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guy whose genitalia is one of these
What happens if you get the ball in the cup?
pregnant
Me or him?
mysteries abound in the realm of cup and ball
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Me: it is 31°C out. I should wear shorts and a crop top to vent some heat
The humble massachusetts bay transit authority bus air conditioner: LOST ICE TECHNIQUE - FROST ANGEL MAELSTROM “ABSOLUTE ZERO”
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When the illness you have causes symptoms
This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy
I’m sorry bestie but your investment will absolutely not pay off. This bad boy is maxing out at 7
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Unknown, ‘Phulkari’ with abstract design
20th century, Museum New South Wales
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Barbara Kruger
What big muscles you have!
1986
self-adhesive strips and “letraset” on acrylic panel
152.5 x 208 cm
Musée National d'Art Moderne, Centre Georges Pompidou, Paris, France
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Happy Birthday, James Baldwin
“People can cry much easier than they can change.”
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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
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